Vintage Thrashed "If you can't run with the big dogs, stay on the porch!" Tee
$121.60 $152.00
Vintage “If You Can’t Run With the Big Dogs, Stay on the Porch” Tee – Thrashed – Single Stitch – XL
The ultimate worn-in graphic tee. This one has all the hallmarks of a true vintage favorite:
Paper-thin and butter soft
Single stitch construction
Hand-cut details (done before purchase – see photos)
Graphics faded just right
Stains and distressing throughout
No tag – fits like an XL
Measurements (approx.):
Width: 22"
Length: 26"
Condition: Heavily thrashed—fading, staining, and cuts throughout. The perfect beat-up vintage tee with major character.
A classic vintage slogan tee with killer graphics and that perfectly destroyed look collectors chase.
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